Takin' a peek at the back-up roster, it is plain t'see that Dash got the short end of the side-kick stick with that Leebo cat (although them droids make for an economic date, f'you know what I'm sayin' fellas). True, Jan is one hot little sweet potato, but to see The Man you got to look behind that potato skin curtain, dig?
The Katarn/Rendar villains both sport a protruding-shoulder type dinner jacket and both these suckers have caught a terminal case of that rule-the-galaxy ambition that's been goin' around. At least they smart enough to realize that if you can't have an LSilky style 'fro, why bother a'tall? Got to give props to the start of a wicked fu-man-chu tattoo on my man Jerec... Dyn-o-mite! Let's review that which the most righteous and All-Seeing Galactic Guru has taught you grasshoppers: |
Jan Ors is the softer one on the left. 
The original owners: Hair Club
for Men (and they're clients, too!)
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Kyle
and Dash: same twinkie, different wrapper Jan and Leebo: part of the packaging, baby -- both collectin' that Hostess paycheck Xizor and Jerec: Bad eggs with identical plans too big for their identical britches LucasArts: Lack of character diversity on a motherwise outstanding track record Wrap up: Thou shalt consume with unfettered wisdom thanks to tutelage of the Mighty Silkan Shogun and the pleasing visuals of his pen-wielding Samurai, Mark Hudson |
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