Echo Station: Exploring Star Wars Beyond The Daily News




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Echo Station: Exploring Star Wars Beyond The Daily News




 

 
His Royal Smoooothness...

 

Welcome, children, to the Late Night program with your Afro'ed host from the desert coast, LSilky. Gonna be rackin' up some overtime on location at Echo Station for a stretch, so cool out and soak in the funky wisdom, Baby.

 


To kick things off we are gonna start out with an invaluable public service massage...

High time you main Bro with the Fro spooned out a couple ladles of Truth on you turkeys and opened thine eyes to the heinous money-makin' scheme being perpetrated by The Man (aka The Maker). Time for some extrapolatin' the Dash Rendar and Kyle Katarn issue. Every sucker knows that Dash and Han are clones, but have you, in your rush to consume the unending trunk loads of Star Wars product and hype The Man churns out, interpolized the Katarn and Rendar connection? 

"But LSilky," you say "I am failing to perceive any such connection between these two seemingly different heroes of the Rebellion. Is there something wrong with me?" Relax, Home Skillet, The Man has altered this brother from game to game just enough to throw you cats off the scent, but Silky is immune to His deceivery and gorilla dust, y'know...

  Let's dig on the facts, Jack -->

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