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To kick
things off we are gonna start out with an invaluable public service massage... High time you main Bro with the Fro spooned out a couple ladles of
Truth on you turkeys and opened thine eyes to the heinous money-makin' scheme being
perpetrated by The Man (aka The Maker). Time for some extrapolatin' the Dash Rendar and
Kyle Katarn issue. Every sucker knows that Dash and Han are clones, but have you, in your
rush to consume the unending trunk loads of Star Wars product and hype The Man
churns out, interpolized the Katarn and Rendar connection?
"But LSilky,"
you say "I am failing to perceive any such connection between these two seemingly
different heroes of the Rebellion. Is there something wrong with me?" Relax, Home
Skillet, The Man has altered this brother from game to game just enough to throw you cats
off the scent, but Silky is immune to His deceivery and gorilla dust, y'know...
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